- Wireless Man, Wireless Man.
Doing the things that wireless can.
What's he like? It's not important.
Is he a standard or is he a spec?
When he's in the last mile does he connect?
Or does the mile connect him instead?
Nobody knows. Wireless Man.
Fiber man, fiber man
Fiber man hates wireless man
They have a fight, wireless wins
DSL man, DSL man
Size of an ILEC cable plant
Unusually cruel to CLEC man
He's got reserves you can't withstand
Anticompetative with shonky plans
And when they meet, it's a no win land